Making People Feel Safe Since 1967
By Maggie Tan
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival School has been operating since 1967 and is therefore the oldest survival school in the world. If you are here to gain a solid foundation in zombie survival skills and knowledge, then look no further.
Are you prepared to protect yourself in the wake of a zombie apocalypse?
We offer courses lasting from one to three days and we will make sure that you will be taught everything that you need to know in order to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Among the many basic and advanced zombie survival skills, you will learn:
∙ what to pack for a bug-out bag
∙ how to create a safe shelter and a zombie-free zone
∙ how to build and lead your team
∙ self-defense training
∙ how to handle and use melee weapons, such as the Shaolin Spade
∙ how to use a variety of firearms with real ammunition
∙ fire building skills
∙ how to acquire transportation (e.g. hotwire a car)
∙ basic medical procedures, such as how to stich up a wound
There are an abundance of books on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, but what is better than hands-on experience led by a fully trained and qualified instructor who will guide you through every step of the way?
So join now! Whether you are concerned about the possibility of a zombie outbreak and want to mentally and physically prepare yourself for one or whether you are just out to have some fun!
Go to www.zombieapocalypsesurvivalschool.com for more information on the costs and the location.
Anonymous Nov 1, 2012
“I can’t stress enough how many times I’ve been saved from zombie attacks thanks to the zombie survival skills that I’ve picked up from the training camp!”
Nick Jackelson May 5, 2013
“When I witnessed a man being attacked in Florida last year, I knew I needed to acquire zombie-fighting skills in order to protect my family. I registered and signed up for the Zombie Apocalypse Survival School at once. The instructor was great and the courses were not only educational but also enjoyable. Now I will not be afraid to take immediate action when I see a zombie. Due to the Zombie Apocalypse Survival School, I feel I am a step closer to being a real man.”
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